Yes, She Still Looks Like Rod Hull

I did not get a wink of sleep last night due to my ghastly, lumpy mattress. Imagine my horror when, after eight  hours tossing and turning, I lifted up the mattress only to find a pea underneath! That's all I bloody need, a lifetime opening hospitals and waving at plebs. Still, my fairy tale based misfortune could be worse. Like when Prince Charles kissed that frog and it turned into Rod Hull.