The Most Circular Of All The Sausages

Do you believe in UFOs? Back in the fifties, my dad was a pilot in the RAF, flying the new breed of jet fighters at previously unheard of speeds and altitudes. He used to delight in telling us about an inexplicable cigar shaped object that he swears he once spotted at incredibly close range. I wanted to investigate further but when I interrogated  him to get an exact location for this object, he confessed that he had seen it in the tobacconists on the high street. Still, weird isn't it?

Incidentally, this UFO pictured over Cumberland, was described  by experts as being like a flying sausage. Two things about this simply do not ring true: 1) Sausages can't fly.  2) Cumberland sausages are round.