Thursday 17 November 2011

Footy

 We all know that football is a bag of wank and that anyone who follows it deserves to have their throat slit, but even I was stunned to learn about a new development in the game which just goes to show what a bunch of preening supermodels modern footballers have become. I refer to a phenomenon known as the 'away strip'.
 The 'away strip' apparently, is a change of clothes  all footballers take to away games which they change into if the opposition team turns up wearing the same outfit. Jesus tonight, you're proffesional athletes at a competitive match not Nancy Dell'Olio at a 'showbiz' wedding.

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