Two Supreme Being Facts. Right Here, Right Now.

1) We all know that Deep Purple wrote their 1972 classic 'Bloke On The Water' about Jesus F Christ's simultaneous stroll across both the laws of physics, and the preposterously alliterative 'Sea Of Galilee' but did you know that Duncan Goodhew can actually swim THROUGH water, making him better than Jeeeesus.

2)It's widely believed that Judas was an even worse Jew than Hitler.