Bos-eyed BNP leader Nick Griffin caused chaos in Whitehall today by having the entire Foreign Office deported. "It's simply unacceptable that an office at the center of British government should be foreign" squawked the well known drag queen and Hitlerist. Foreign Secretary Will 'I Am' Hague was seen punching himself in the face while climbing aboard the Eurostar. "I always knew that people hated me but I assumed it's because I'm a phenomenal arsehole, I had no idea that I was foreign. I just hope I'm not black". This reporter does not have the heart to tell the slap-headed Tory man-child that due to him being a 'secretary', he is not only black but almost certainly a woman.
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