When Will These People F*ck Off And Die?

Fears are growing today for the safety of missing conceptual artist Tracey Emmin. A police spokes-truncheon expressed concerns that Miss. Emmin may have disappeared up her own arse. "Miss Emmin would not be the first Turner Prize winner to have this happen" said Inspector Corner of the Yard "Unfortunately, it would not be in the public interest to locate Miss Emmin so we have decided not to look".
 P.S. The picture shows Tacey Emmin's Turner Prize winning 'Unmade Bed'.