Fact:: Donald Trump named his lovely wife 'Nirvana' because of her uncanny resemblance to Curt Kobain.

It's a little known fact that unkempt pig-pen of rock Curt Cobain, rejected 'Smells Like Turpentine Substitute' and 'Smells Like White Spirits' before settling on 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' as the title for his epoch making 1991 poptastic smash hit novelty Christmas single.

Perhaps if Kurt hadn't been so busy making epochs, but had a proper job making spark plugs or cuckoo clocks or something, he wouldn't have been SO preposterously flakey that he missed Courtney Love altogether and blew his own unclean face right off. Oh well, at least he doesn't need to worry about not washing his hair any more. 

Grunge.