Ear trumpet

 This extremely f*ckable piece of ass is demonstrating the correct method of playing the ear trumpet. As I'm sure you can imagine, the ear trumpet is the most difficult of all the trumpets to play. Generating the requisite amount of wind out of one's ear is tricky at best, that's before one even starts to think about correct ear embouchure. You do like to think about correct ear embouchure don't you? Of course you do. I expect you think about little else.

 Even listening to an ear trumpet recital has it's challenges, the vile looking witch on the left has incorrectly assumed that one should listen with one's mouth. A common enough mistake indeed, but one rendered absolutely unforgivable because of her incredible ugliness. I really have never seen anything so damn ugly in my entire life and neither have you.