Apparently The Royal Mint have issued a new fifty pence piece featuring a visual depiction of the offside rule in association football. Let me explain: When an attacking player passes the ball forwards, the player in receipt of that ball is deemed to be offside if he is a preening, criminally overpaid ballet dancer with no sense of decency or understanding of the concept of consent, who would refuse to carry a organ donor card in case it ruined the line of his Armani suit and is forward of the defending player nearest the defending goal-keeper at the moment the ball is passed to him. Hope this helps.
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