Wednesday, 4 January 2012

English Citizenship Test Questions

Could you happily beat someone to death with a baseball bat, or would you insist on using a cricket bat?
Could you murder a foreigner even if The Queen didn't want you to?
Do you look a bit dark, even in the middle of the day?
Are you happy to borrow trillions of pounds from your children?
Would you consider looting imported goods during a riot?
If you were kidnapped by al Qaeda and given the choice of eating a Devonshire cream tea without clotted cream or having your throat cut, would you do the decent thing?

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