Boat smash investigators have revealed their preliminary findings following the recovery of the doomed cruise ship Costa Concordia's indestructible black box recorder. "The black box was not difficult to locate, the ship's captain had climbed inside it and was loudly screaming for his mother" boomed a smash team representative. "Having subjected the recording device to rigorous cross examination and an absolutely necessary waterboarding session and in light of recently unearthed photographic evidence(see above*) we have concluded that the ship had come under a sustained attack from opportunistic giant teenage delinquent seagulls. The ship was susceptible to such an attack because the political leanings of any cruise ship's clientèle will lead them all to congregate on the extreme right wing of the ship causing it to list dangerously".
I agree with him, that probably is what happened.
*Coincidentally, 'see above' is exactly what the ships passengers saw when they looked out their windows.
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