Antiques Roadshow

Last time I went, the specialists at the Antiques Roadshow didn't have time to examine all my bits and pieces so it's back again today as Fiona Bruce has kindly agreed to finish me off in the church hall. This time I want to know the history of my grandfather's regimental tartan and find out a little more about an old German helmet which he brought back as a 'souvenir' from The Great War. My antiques are in terrible condition though, so I'm hoping that the crew can film Fiona looking up my grandfather's kilt while I quickly polish his helmet.