The career of the insincere balladeer Whitney Houston is thought to be over today following the discovery of her body in some kind of room. Homosexual Hollywood gossip columnists are speculating that Houston's voice may not have the power to overcome this, the latest in a long line of setbacks. Tributes have been flooding in from all over the world, Nelson Mandela after describing Houston's career as "unforgivable" was not too upset to collect his winnings from Bobby Brown following a bet the two had made that Mandela could not outlive the troubled diva. In a move which could never be described as 'too little, too late' Facebook tribute pages were quickly created by rival idiots, although a doctor has told me that this is unlikely to bring Ms. Houston back to life.
Fellow tedium-warbler Mariah Carey claimed to have been in floods of tears following the death of her friend, although some La-La-Land insiders believe that she could have been referring to Osama Bin Laden, it is also possible that Miss. Carey (father of former Arch-Bishop of Canterbury George Carey) could have been talking about Ms. Houston. If this is the case however, it is impossible that she could have meant it.
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