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 Confusion reigned supreme yesterday as 73,000 rugby union fans sat down to watch England's crucial Six Nations clash against Scotland in the wrong stadium. Investigators are speculating that a software failure in a Sputnik caused sat-nav systems across the UK to erroneously direct tens of thousands of rugby fans to The Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis instead of the home of Scottish rugby at Murrayfield.
 "It is absolutely inconceivable  that 73,000 people would have voluntarily turned up to watch a game of American Football and this is the only explanation we can think of" sang a powerful policeman. He continued "Like all British sports fans, the crowd were falling down drunk when they arrived so nobody noticed that they had in fact accidentally attended Super Bowl XLVI until the players all came on the field dressed as Lego men".