Sunday, 11 December 2011

Spot The Difference

In the event of my early demise at the hands of an errant motorist, I would like you all to buy some flowers from the Esso garage and(making sure you leave them in their non-biodegradable plastic wrapping) tie them to the lamp post to which, I was so horribly crushed to death. You all know how much I loved littering. It's what I would have wanted.

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