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Funnier than leprosy but not as funny as rickets.

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Does anybody want to buy a 3D printer?

When the bloke in Dixons said that I'd be able to make '3D prints', I thought he said '3D Prince'. I've also got 300 gallons of purple ink if you're interested. Shame really. Just think of all the tiny countries I could have conquered with my army of purple midget warriors. Nobody in Liechtenstein, The Vatican City or Legoland Windsor would have slept soundly in their beds.
 And the 'finger prints set' I bought from the toy shop wasn't at all what I was hoping for either. I fully expected it to contain a pair of rubber gloves and a step ladder.
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