The real Olympic legacy? Unemployed athletes:

"You're an ex 100 meter sprinter? That's great, I can get you ten seconds work next Tuesday"

"Can I get you any work on a building site? Well, as I saw you throwing your hammer 80 meters across a field on telly last week, I'd say probably not"

"You're Daley Thompson? That's great! I can get you a job selling Lucazade, no problem!"

"I didn't ask you if you can jump 18 meters in three strides, I asked you if you can type"